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Watch Out For The Nice Guy…



He is that guy that everybody thinks is great and you are the evil in the relationship.

If and when you tell your friends and family about his shenanigans they say, “but he is such a nice guy!”

He has everybody wrapped around his little finger. He helps out at family gatherings, is a father to your child and remembers your parents birthdays…he is the nice guy.

He will help you set up your best friends surprise party, talk soccer with your brothers and help your friends out when they are in a jam…he is the nice guy.

When you are together, you look like a match made in heaven. At appearance level you guys can’t go wrong; he holds your hand in public…he is such a nice guy.

He probably introduce you to his whole family, you go on shopping trips with his sister and share jokes with his brothers…he is such a nice guy.

He doesn’t smoke and IF he drinks, it’s wine and he doesn’t get drunk.

But what the world doesn’t know about Mr Nice guy is that when you are together he is a psycho. 

Mr Nice guy calls you trash. Mr Nice Guy sleeps with his female best friends whom he has introduced you to. 

Mr Nice Guy crushes your dreams and claims he is being ‘realistic’. 

Mr Nice Guy reminds you that HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY, and you will never meet another like him.

No one will believe you when you say Mr Nice Guy is making babies in different area codes and when they do, they’ll say it was a mistake and the other ladies trapped him. 

Nothing is ever his fault because you have such a dominating personality. 

When you finally leave Mr Nice Guy every body will say it is your fault because “how could you not keep such a nice guy”.


Comments

  1. Lerato17 September 2012 at 14:52

    Bull shit! That's all i have to say about Mr Nice Guy and his fan club.

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  2. Kemong Mopedi17 September 2012 at 15:00

    I live for the day when women will stop giving Mr Nice Guy a million chances...We should be working towards dropping Mr Nice Guy at the first sign of his psycho tendencies....

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  3. kitchen martyr17 September 2012 at 15:06

    Mr Nice Guy needs to be exposed. Too many women's self esteems have been lost because of Mr nice guy.

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  4. Unknown17 September 2012 at 15:45

    And you fall for him in the first place because he was Mr Nice Guy, then when he shits on you, you want to hold on to what 'he was'. Bo Mr Nice guy, have that manipulative shit going. #sigh#

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  5. Unknown17 September 2012 at 17:31

    You know what they say about Nice Guys... They finish in the shower...

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